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Thursday, 29 December 2016

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Sunday, 23 October 2016

Erotic Story: F****d in the ass

He kept pushing farther and farther until his cock was buried all the way into her ass, his balls touching her dripping wet pussy

Theresa came out of the bathroom, covered in just a towel to notice her husband, Vincent in bed.
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Monday, 29 August 2016

There is never a dull moment in the Twitter Universe, especially the Nigerian Planet of that Universe.

Today, Twitter users are sharing #1000NigerianWaysToDie.
This will surely make your evening, especially if you grew up in a typical Nigerian home.

Zaddy @kingfromthewest
When your mom tries to beat you and you dodge it
leboo_ogee @Leb00_ogee
Mum: why are you not eating with your siblings?
Me: I don't like beans...
🔫🔪🔪 
Dewunmi @b_dewunmi
 after your mum cooks efo riro and amala then you say you want rice and chicken stew
Cocoa✨ @BROWNIE__XX
 
Mum: who are you talking to on that phone by this time of the night?
Me:
Papacy @Combs_x
 wen ur gettin a strong beating from some1 and ur fwndz keep shouting Bruce lee Bruce lee
Cocoa✨ @BROWNIE__XX

Dad: ask me a question my child
Me: your mates that are rich do they have two heads?
OTM Escobar @Tobito_SAMA

*Around 2 am*
Mum: why did you lock your room door??
Me: My girlfriend is around pic.twitter.com/gCu5sO6qna
Mr Houzil @_Houzil

Dad; you are always pressing ur fone
Me; gbeborun, is it ur fone?
Dad; oya close the door
Lei @Leeiaah_
Look at the floor/ceiling/wall when your mother is taking to you
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YOUR FAV HOME BOY @udisiemi_
Mom:Pass me the remote me:mummy catch
YOUR FAV HOME BOY @udisiemi_
Telling your mum you won't go to school because you have headache 
Jon Snow @iam_Dami
Impregnate a military man's teenage daughter. Please just go and buy your coffin jejeli. 
Mustty westbrook @iammustafly
 if the ball should enter ur toros when u are playing kolo.😝
Abu Bakr @its_Abubakr
Daughter : mum I'm pregnant 
Mum: for who

Daughter: for the Barber opposite our shop 

Man.P @odosa_progress

When you hear your Dad fart and you laugh like this
Schön @_kushim
Mom:is this how you will be acting in your husband's house?

Me:Did i tell you i want to get married?
Mufasa ❌ @JeSuisNaga
You go out with your parents to their friends house and you ask for food. 
Mufasa ❌ @JeSuisNaga

Dad: pass me the remote
Me: is your hand paining you?
Mufasa ❌ @JeSuisNaga
You're the last born but you change the channel from NTA to Cartoon Network. 
CHO @Chidubem__O
 
*2 mins into lunch*
Mum: where is your meat? ?
Me: Ehm.. Ma...

Mum:
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CHO @Chidubem__O

During midnight call when your mum seizes your phone & you have not cleard whatsapp messages
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